Americans for Prosperity Patients First is one of the Republican based groups that have been disrupting town hall meetings all over the country; the GOP is against affordable health care for all Americans. As you may already know, these groups are being funded by dirty energy groups.(You can't help but love the name "Patient's First". Since when did the GOP give a damn about patients? Especially the ones who can't contribute $100,000 every time they sneeze.)
You know what? I was in the doctors office behind a big line today.The line evaporated and there were two receptionists there and I waited for an hour. One poor guy got the wrong form and waited even longer.
Please Mr. Obama. Don't let the government take all of this away from me.
Anyway, come to Fassnight Park!Let's give them a taste of their own medicine. Come out and yell at them and see how they like it!Is that sinking to their level? Nawwww. I think it's called payback.
Bring your guitars, congas or whatever and play as close to them as possible.The more loud and obnoxious, the better! Cars or portable radios playing loud music would be cool too. It's ok to mingle with them and start an argument.It will give the event that "town hall" flavor. MMMMMM..I'll bet that goes good with God, Mom and apple pie! I'm drooling already.
Wait a minute! What event would be complete without flag wavers?
Well, there won't be that many, but you get the point. Is it true that all of our flags are made in China now? Thanks for borrowing money from them, GW. Mr. Obama, borrow money from Iraq this time.If they demand to be paid, we can kick the crap out of them again.We did win, didn't we? Of course we did!Didn't you see all the victory parades?
Now, be warned: they will probably have a bunch of hired goons with them to "keep order" and they may call the police. But kindly remind them that this is your park and you are a Greene County citizen(the Patients First event is part of a national bus tour.Most of them are not citizens of this town or county.Let them know that.)
So go out , raise hell and don't get arrested(unless you really want to.I can't think of anybody in their right mind that would want to do that.Never mind, I take that back.Hi, Midge!)
Under no circumstances should you commit an act of violence. Leave that up to Patent's First.But I wouldn't advise getting beat up. Your insurance won't pay for it.They would call it a pre-existing condition. They'll say "you knew you were going to the park and you knew that someone would kick the living crap out of you. Claim denied."
So come out and have fun, but be careful.
Will I be there? Possibly, but I'll have to disguise myself as a middle age Republican.All I need is a beer gut and a tacky shirt that clashes with my shorts.People like that are the ones running up the health costs.Word.
Be there or be somwhere else!
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