Bush asks Saudis to increase oil production
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080516/ap_on_re_mi_ea/bush_mideast
I can just hear this conversation already!
Bush: Please drive the gas prices down, King Abdullah! (Wait a minute, bend over please, your highness….mwaaaah! Kissy , kissy, kissy!) I promise I won’t tell anyone where Bin Ladin is hiding! (kissy, kissy, kissy!) I mean, my bosses in the oil industry are making a killing, and my oil stocks are shooting through the roof, but my legacy is in jeopardy! (Kissy, kissy, kissy!) I won’t even tell anyone that you and your boys were behind 9/11! (Smoochies!)
King Abdullah: Kiss the other side too, you sniveling little worm!
McCain: Oh, please don’t leave me out! (Mwaaah! Smoochie kiss kiss!)
May 16, 2008
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Liberal lunatic!
I'm not a liberal but thank you for your input!
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