How to Cope in A Nation at War

1. Walk into your local recruiter's office wearing a grim reaper mask and ask everyone if they would like a pizza.

2. Support your troops by sending them care packages and directions to get to Canada and/or Sweden

3. Grow a Victory Garden celebrating our triumph in Iraq and call your local station to come over and do a special.If it ends up on the evening news, you'll have a good laugh with your friends. It's also fun to see how many people get it.

4. Start your own radio station and play protest songs.With any luck you will interfere with a Clear Channel station.(Caution: check FCC regulations first and find a loophole.)

5. If you're gay, enlist in the Army and "don't tell" until after you're sworn in.Chances are you'll be home in time for dinner.(Or you can have a sex change and run for the Senate.Hmmm..I think that's already been done!

6.Send your favorite legislator a book on anarchy, socialism or any subject of your choice(be sure to leave a bogus return address and don't leave fingerprints, unless you like guys in gray suits!)

7.Tell someone who opposes socialism that the Pledge of Allegiance was written by a socialist(seriously.) Then run like hell.

DISCLAIMER:Not responsible for injury or confinement as a result of trying these suggestions at home.



Courtesy of Chad Rad from "We Were Mother Jones Before the Mother Jones Magazine Was Mother Jones in Spirit if Not in Name"